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Through
the years, after exhibiting a dog at a fun
I decided to list what the dogs and dog shows had
****************** - Hair on the couch; - Nose marks on the sliding glass door; - Going to a formal dance in a station-wagon full of empty crates; - Quiet summer evenings picking ticks off of my eight-year-old son; - The puppy throwing up on my motel room bed in Louisville; - Handler's fees; - Creative excuses; - The crunch of Purina Hi-Pro underfoot
in the kitchen;
- Hair on my chair; - Chewed antenna wires; - Looking to see if the worms had passed; - Hearing at ringside who did what
to whom ... when ... why ... how ... with
- Hair on my sandwich; - Taking temperatures; - Building whelping boxes; - Taping ears; - Dusting for fleas; - Scratching for fleas; - Hair on my new black topcoat; - Clipping nails; - Being distracted by mini-skirted handlers, especially the females; - Looking undisturbed while sitting
in a pile of "doggy-do" in a quiet grassy
- Hearing my pants split in the ready ring; - Being told that I'll have a winner
when she matures, after having shown my
- Hair on my beer can; - Stealing an ice bucket from the Holiday
Inn because it makes a great water
- Feeling guilty on the john knowing the dog is waiting for a drink; - A cold, wet nose thrust into a warm, dry armpit; - Hair on my pillow;
- Close friendships, ... some lasting a week; - Vet bills;
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See? ... Don't give up. ... If you
can't taste the "thrill of
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